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the-cadets-official:

We’re launching #CadetsWinterGuard this September! Come spin with us. Sign up for audition info at yea.org/cwg2015.

the-cadets-official:

We’re launching #CadetsWinterGuard this September! Come spin with us. Sign up for audition info at yea.org/cwg2015.

pyreo:

we’re bloody and naked and there’s a sacred urn right over there but sure we can talk about how I’m spending too much time with zevran

I figured I’d better write the book rather than the episode. (x)

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED